Did you say something, Mrs. Muir?

With whom did you graduate?  Captain Kirk?

Well, that's a rather personal question.

Candy, Johnathan, come in here and say good-night.

Carolyn, darling, you look mah-velous.

Children, why don't you show Mr. Llamas your piranha collection?

The nerds arrive.

We just happened by and couldn't help but notice all the lights, empty cars, and screaming....

Captain, why don't you take them into the kitchen for a snack?

Walk this way.

A brief history of the club

The boys in the band get ready

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It's Mary Lou Retton.

Steroids & Fiber

The Captain searches for his crew.

Jonathan and Candy skip into view. 

Is your place for sale?

The Captain won't like this.

Oh, no, Captain, not another one of your lovable little pranks

What happened, Mom?

May I have this dance?

Billy Idol and Mother Teresa

Theme from Ice Castles

Doug and Wendy Whiner

Vanessa Williams

Liquid Gold Dancers

Barbie & Ken, or Captain Gregg & Mrs. Muir?

The Captain gets made up.

Uncontrolled excitement

Controlled excitement

Flowers for the sponsor and an attempted escape.

Are there words to describe them?

I don't know, Claymore.  Candy and Jonathan ...a week at summer camp?

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Trust me, Mrs. Muir.  This is a great idea.

Their bus left 15 minutes ago.

Thanks, guys.  That rumba lesson was incredible.

That's the way I like my crew to act.

Gee, Mrs. Muir, you seem a bit unstable.

At the shrink's

So, Mrs. Muir, I see you brought your whole family.

Here comes Joan Collins now.

Robbie, darling, so good to see you.  Who brought the peasants?

I don't believe it. It's John McEnroe.

I am not late!

Please, Mr. McEnroe, stop making such a racket.

I hope it isn't one of my husbands.

It's Nancy Reagan with John Riggins.

Come on, Nancy baby.  Loosen up.

Hey, Mr. McEnroe, would you autograph my arm?

Mom's mad.

Don't interrupt people.  It's rude.

What ya gonna do?  Hey!

I had such a horrible nightmare.

Cast party

Future celebrities

Future paparazzi

One for you, five for me.

Smile.  Someday Miss Kennedy will put us on a web page.

Gull Cottage was never the same.